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Desperation shot

Sbc04I took a three p.m. lunch today and while waiting for the Ilocano Igado to be served, I picked up a copy of today's sports page.  My jaw dropped and I lost my appetite when I read the main section story--the Red Cubs got swept by the Junior Stags in the NCAA juniors finals!
    If you really want to know how shocking this is, the following come close:
1.  GMA finally admitting she cheated massively in the last elections;
2.  George Bush admitting he invaded Iraq and Afghanistan for oil ;
3.  Aga Muhlach  admitting he is a chain smoker;
4.  Toting Bunye admitting they doctored the "Hello, Garci" tapes; and
5.  Mikee A. admitting he really is "M2".
      It really wasn't expected.  One somehow knows that something isn't normal if the Cubs are not the ones winning the plum. 
      Yet they were swept in the finals!
      Never mind the seniors squad.  The only thing going for the Red Lions is that their 29-year title drought is somewhat better than the Heavy Bomber's own 33-year drought.
     But not the juniors.  The Cubs were the players that the La Salle Archers, Ateneo Eagles, UP Maroons are salivating after.  They are the pimply hoopsters who are lured to change jersey colors in exchange for polished condo units, faster SUVs and even more polished and faster girls.
     But, hey! I've got an idea.   Since this year's Cubs are like the Lions, i.e. losers, they can't be that attractive to the UAAP vultures now.  So why not do away with the idiotic you've-got-to-undergo-tryouts-even-if-you're-mythical-five-material BS and  make them all Lions next season?  And will SBC please give our teams more than just scholarship and food allowance?  For this, I am even willing to pay my alumni dues.  (Does SBAA accept clamshells?) 
     And, please! will a team save all Bedans from this misery and win a seniors title soon? 
     Mabuti pa ang San Beda Alabang, spotless. 
     Sa
WNCAA na lang kaya kami?

Because I'd be having a veggie dinner tonight

P7Of late, I have been trying to eat healthy. My wife had been making sandwiches of whole grained wheat, raw leaves and onions for me to nibble on while stuck in traffic. I have eaten nothing but veggie food this weekend and I expect my bowels to turn green anytime now. 
      I am beginning to miss the intoxitication that thick pork fat and chicken skin bring me after a heavy meal washed down with 500 ml of Coke. It’s a good thing we do not have mirrors in our home or I may have cursed myself a thousand times already for being, plainly and simply, a glutton.
      Believe it or not, there was a time when my belly wasn’t a problem everytime I pull up a pair of pants. Back in those forgotten days, I could button my shirts up to the neck area and wear a tie.
       Those were the days when, while I had ready access to Coke and junk food, I always would prefer the delights available in our backyard. While my father is an agriculturist and he planted some fruit trees of his own, it was actually my maternal grandfather who planted the many fruit trees I used to enjoy in my childhood. He had access to seedlings of the latest hybrid varieties in his time. My favorite part of every afternoon was being in the backyard, neck craning and looking up at the branches heavy with fruits.
       The ones I remember:
1. Guava—before the advent of guapols, those large yet bland guavas readily available on Manila streets, my siblings and I used to enjoy the sweetest and the biggest guavas we knew of. Our guava tree was huge and it bore fruit profusely. Being a reasonably good tree climber I was almost always successful in getting to the biggest fruits even if they grew from the farthest of branches. While some fruits exploded to be as large as today’s guapols, our guavas had red flesh and are terribly sweet when ripe. But we loved our guavas somewhat manibalang and we drown them in cane vinegar with lots of salt. We sure saw lots of whitened lips because of the vinegar.
2. Jackfruit—right beside our guava tree was our thick and shriveled jackfruit tree. I think this was the oldest tree in our backyard. It was so old that fungus turned its trunk bright green and airborne orchids started growing on its branches. But this jackfruit was a wonder—it had humongous fruits. They were so huge that before they ripen, we had to tie nylon ropes around them and secure the other end on the nearest branch to prevent them from breaking off and falling prematurely. And you bet they smelled curious and and you bet they tasted good. I did not even care if I smelled of langka when going to school.
3. Star Apple—The common star apples had oblong-shaped fruits and somewhat pointed. Ours were perfectly-round, thin-skinned and, when perfectly-ripe, were colored deep purple. A dozen or so of these wonders could already fill a small basket. And they were the sweetest around.  It didn’t matter to us if the sticky juice would dribble all over our shirts; we’d be sucking like mad ‘til all the fleshy rinds are gone and the smooth and black seeds were all that were left.
4. Balimbing—Have you seen balimbing boughs hanging so low because they were so heavy with fruit? Our balimbing tree was like that. Again, we sliced them crosswise so they looked attractive, star-shaped and all, and we devoured them soaked in cane vinegar and salt. I have fallen once from this tree and that was when I knew for the first time the meaning of the phrase, “got the wind knocked out of me.” (Until I met my wife, of course.)
5. Avocado (Alligator Pear)—One thing I remember most about our avocado tree was that its lowest branch stuck out straight as an arrow and thick like a log. This branch was perfect then to hang a swing from. My elder cousins had lots of fun with this swing and so did we. And, of course, its big, fleshy fruits were sweet too. No need to add sugar and milk. (Did you know, btw, that avocados are the most nutricious of fruits? And if you are on a diet, avoid them at all costs because of its high fat content.)
6. Hawaiian Mango—Planted smack center of our backyard was this old hawaiian mango. Of all the trees I mentioned, this is the only one still with us. Being partial to indian mango (green, not ripe), I didn’t pay much attention to this tree. Its fruits just fell to the ground and we didn’t pick them up sometimes. But this is actually the sweetest mango variety there is. Smells funny, though.
7. Coconuts—my friend Tirso and I tried climbing our shortest malabaga (red) coconut once. The shed roof we were standing on collapsed on us. Got my foot injured and I still have the scar. But the mala-uhog (ali!) flesh of a young coconut was always worth the trouble.
8. Bananas—while most of our bananas were latundan, we had some manila varieties too. I ate them both.
9. Pomelo—our pomelo was pale yellow with white flesh, unlike the red-fleshed davao variety we have in groceries and on street corners here in Manila. Their fruits were as big as coconuts. This is another fruit great-with-vinegar-and-salt combo. But they were good eaten on their own. They were that sweet.
10. Atis (Sugar Apple)—I hated our atti tree. It did not bore fruit as much as the others did, maybe because it had so many aphids. The tree had this strong unpleasant smell. I only remember it now because the few times that it bore fruit, they were comparatively big and sweet.
11. Papaya—we hit it big one time, although our profuse papaya came much later. I was already in my teens when we had this tall papaya tree with huge trunks and even bigger fruits. We ate its fruits when they were ripe and sweet or unripe dipped in vinegar and water. (Rosal vinegar made oodles from us.)
12.  Chesa--We had one.  Did not like it; do not like it still.  Looks too much like a baby's pooh when a bit masticated to be palatable.  This fruit I gladly gave away.  (The others, we sold what we could not consume.)
       I remember of one other fruit tree whose name I don’t recall now. It had small, shiny green leaves and huge thorns. The fruits look like violet grapes, only sour. Appreciate it if someone here could tell me its name.
       The only downside to having all these trees then was the unending chore of sweeping and burning their fallen leaves in the morning and in the afternoon. And whenever we had strong typhoons, broken off branches would litter our backyard and I sometimes had the unenviable task of clearing it all up.
       While we had our hearts full with the fruits available in our backyard, I still raided our neighbors’ fruits trees that we did not have:
a. Bignay—the Datuls had the biggest bignay (vunnay to us Ybanags) tree I ever saw. I credit the dozens of carabaos tettered to its trunks and their pungent dung for making this tree so profuse. (There were so may nylon ropes tied around its trunk that it turned smooth and shiny. In its glory years, the tree would have so many berrylike fruits that its crown would burst from into red and slowly to black as the berries ripen. You bet they were eaten with vinegar and salt.
b. Mabolo—at the western edge of our barangay were two tall mabolo trees owned by the Bernagas. Sometimes we would try our luck and scour the grass around their trunks to see if any fruit has fallen.
c. Chico—the Bauzas had the most wicked chico trees around. For you foreigners out there, chico fruits look like kiwis, only brownier. They smell like stale beer but their grainy fleshes are very tasty.
d. Breadfruit (Rimas)—In front of the Roman Catholic chapel was a huge breadfruit tree. It has been said that my mother took a liking to breadfruits when she was having me. Boiled, they are dipped in unrefined brown sugar and eaten like, you guessed it, bread. They taste like one too. Come to think of it, if superstitions about lihi are to be believed, my personality is much like breadfruit—coarse and brown like carmelized sugar on the outside but soft and filling inside.  (Ano ba itong pinagsusulat ko?)
e. Santol—Gerald’s family had santol. So did our school. Before the bangkok variety made the dare impossible, I used to swallow whole santol seeds which would later cause me trouble inside the john.
f. Soursop (Guyabano)—Edgar Abaya used to give us guyabanos. That was, I think, when he had a crush on Jing, my sister. (Now he’s married to a classmate of mine.) Good guy; good fruit.
g. Tamarind—I did not like tamarind much. I only included it in this list because when we were kids, we believed that the big tamarind tree behind the Home Economics building in our elementary school housed a big kapre.
h. Pineapple—only the Bauzas had them. Being close relations, we got some too during picking time.

i.  Siniguelas--the Dayags has this empty lot at the western portion of the barangay which is dominated by an old siniguelas tree.  imagine a tree with gnarled trunk, leaf-less branches and a crown that could only described as Haydee Yorac's twin--that's how it looks for the better part of the year.   but lovely, lovely fruits. so fleshy and juicy when fully ripe.  looks can be deceiving. ask those who really knew haydee yorac.
i. Watermelon and Melons and Corn—Gerald Guzman let us have our way in their many farms. But when we were in high school, he let the girls more than he did us guys.
       There are other fruits whose names now escape me. Sometimes, all that I remember are their tastes and smells.
       I miss them so much after a lunch of wheat, lettuce and onions.

Pasasalamat sa CEGP

Cegp_logo Kaninang umaga, tinawagan ako ni Atty. Ricardo Valmonte  (MH del Pilar awardee, 1997 CEGP National Convention) to inform me that the venerable and oh-so-wise Court of Appeals overturned my conviction by Manila RTC Branch 39 sa kasong libel.
   Ito yung libel case na isinampa sa akin ni Prof. Leo Mendoza ng San Beda noon pang 1991 at ikina-aresto ko noong 1993.
   Dahil malaki ang tulong sa akin ng Guild sa kaso kong ito, gusto kong  pasalamatan ang sumusunod na girdles:
1. Rep. Teddy Casiño, who was CEGP prexy noong 1993. Ginising ko siya ng madaling araw at dumating siya sa WPD Precinct 5 ng alas-kwatro ng umaga na dala ang aking almusal at pampiyansa na inutang pa kung kani-kanino.  Siya rin ang naglapit ng kaso ko kay Atty. Ric na dinala ang aking kaso pro bono nitong 14 years.  (Dumating din noon si Teddy noon pinag-uusapan pa lamang sa Beda ang kaso);
2.  Jaz Lumang, Sec. Gen. 1994-1996, na agad namang sumugod sa Precinct 5 ng Central Police  District sa Kamuning at hindi sa WPD Precinct 5 sa United Nations Avenue noong nalaman niyang  nakakulong ako;
3. Sina lai, vih, poyeyo, maita, tibor, lahlee, pokwang, cecille pekpek, maya, ateng nigel at iba pang mga amo ni Ratbu sa pepin dahil napagkaitan sila ng perang pang-hop noon dahil nagastos sa  aking piyansa;
4.  Sa mga taga-natonal noong panahon ni Presto as prexy dahil sinuportahan ako sa kasagsagan ng paglilitis sa RTC;
5.  Kay Prof. Danilo Araña Arao, dating NEC ng Guild at vice-prexy namin sa ACT sa pagluluwal para sa aking pangalawang piyansa sa CA;
6.  Sa aking asawang si Pom, CEGP 1997-1999; at
7.  Sa lahat ng kasamang sumuporta at tumulong.
   Bilang panghuli, nais kong humingi ng pag-unawa sa mga naunang "Drummers by the Flagpole" na sina:
a. Adolfo Ares Gutierrez (TB eic 1990-1991);
b. Art Francis Bernales (TB eic 1989-1990); at
k. Samuel Ceazar Porcalla (Spires eic 1990). 
    Hindi ko nilayong mabahiran ng hindi maganda ang "Drummer".  Humiram ako ng tapang sa mga orihinal pero hindi ko nagaya ang kanilang galing.
    Maraming salamat at mabuhay ang Guild!

Morning issues

Pasta_shapes_penne I woke up, uncharacteristically, at ten in the morning.  I was out late with CEGP colleagues from the early nineties.  After several bottles and a long drive, I didn’t wake up until it was way past my usual 6-ish.

   It feels good to be hung-out and be doing the things you did when you were in your teens and early twenties.  Nakaka-miss din.  But thanks to my painful gout and my ever-expanding gut, this happens less and less.

   But my real problem is this: there’s nothing on the ref except some stale bread and malamig na tubig.  I need my caffeine fix and my carbo load in the morning to get my bowels moving.  It’s not a good start for the day for me without my 15-minutes bathroom sabbatical while the news blares in the background and I have some good read with me.

   I have this routine down pat.  If I have a pocketbook with me, my throne-sitting is good for ten pages.  If I have the papers, then the episode is good for the sports section.

   Now that, my friends, is discipline.

   This morning, though, I had to cobble up something fast.  Nangangasim na kasi ang sikmura ko.  So I opened some drawers and I found the following: a lonely green tea bag, a can of tuna meat, a can of soon to be expired tomato paste, and a fistful of bukbuking penne (double "n" yan) pasta.

   Guess what I had for breakfast.