What's with my other name?
I go by two names (and about four other besides). I am Raymund to family, friends and acquaintance outside of the movement and the media. To most comrades however I am Bukaneg.
Not a few asked me my real name. I often just smile. Some even assume Bukaneg is my real name or, at least, it’s Raymund Bukaneg. A lot thought Raymund and Bukaneg were different persons.
For a nickname acquired so late in my life (I was about 22 then), Bukaneg stuck to me like the oil spill on Guimaras’ mangroves and beaches. When it was given to me coincided with the time when I took that turn, leftwards, in my life.
Poet and international development worker Gilbert ‘Gibo’ Sape is to be blamed. He took to giving new CEGP recruits archaic/funny-sounding names. I remember Anakpawis Partylist secretary general Cherry Clemente was ‘Pokwang’; ABC 5 reporter, compadre and Raymund Villanueva Fans Club president Erelson Cabatbat was ‘Procopio’; women’s right advocate Carla Mortel was ‘Pruki’; and writer Pia Saavedra was ‘Prek-Prek’.
I do not know if Gibo had a hand in giving names to others. But there were others in the CEGP then who had queer-sounding names too. Joshua was ‘Tibor’, Cecille was ‘Pekpek’, Randy was ‘Poyeyo’, and Nigel was ‘Ateng’.
This name giving was in line with Gibo’s christening of grouplets in the CEGP national office. Those who came from the national bourgeoisie and the landlord class were the Pamilyang Maharlika like Teddy Casiño and Cherry Thelmo. The asthmatic-looking ones were the Pamilyang TB (tuberculars) like Joshua and Lorelei Sanchez. The poor-looking ones, such as myself, were Pamilya Labandera. The head of our family is named, totoo ito, Vilma Santos—the star for no reason. We even gave the house rat a name: Rat-bu (it was huge and unafraid). There were also two sorry-looking houseplants named Bukaneg and Pekpek (because Cecille had a crush on me).
Name-calling is just one of the things I remember most when the CEGP had its national headquarters on Pepin Street in Sampaloc, Manila. The house, owned by the Thelmo family, was condemned even then. Its rotten wooden floors sagged so badly we had to prop it up with a piece of wood at the center of the receiving area. Its sofa was so beat-up not even a stray dog would sleep on it. Two other chairs were kept from collapsing with generous knots of plastic straw strings. Its door only had a single bisagra working so it sagged to the left and creaked like an old man’s arthritic bones. Floodwater would come in whenever it rained hard. But it was our home.
I remember when Lei and Vilma were conned and gave away our gas stove to a smooth talking stranger. I remember clambering up the walls to try to restore electricity to the house (and being reported by neighbors). I remember the neighbors throwing empty bottles at our door at three o’clock in the morning to shut us up. I remember sleeping and sharing space with ten people in a room meant for only four. I remember Ateng’s laundry soaked in the tub for ten days and polluting the office air with their stench. I remember receiving dagger looks from Aling Ine because the list of our debts from her store was longer than the street itself. When we didn’t have money to school hop, which was often, we joked about letting the sewage canal do the job of delivering our letters to the student publications instead. But I do not remember any other time when instant noodles and sardines tasted just as good.
Yes, that house had character. It was so only because it was peopled by characters.
Poet Camilo Villanueva would wake up, don his suit jacket over his walking shorts, grab his grass basket and rush to his La Salle morning classes without even brushing his teeth of washing his face. (He once slept on a vegetable stall at the Tagaytay Market after getting lost going to a National Council Meeting. He was seen curled up among cabbages by Guilders out on an early morning jog.)
Ateng Rances loved to perform a sultry wall dance on top of the stairs landing. He would wake up at ten when he had an eight o’clock meeting, resume his slumber on top of the stairs, then navigate the stairs while sleeping on every step for five minutes and end the morning sleeping on the worn sofa. By the time he is fully awake, the day has gone. (He once won the Miss Gay Pageant at the Polytechnic wearing a gown hand-stitched by his CEGP ‘handlers’.
Among all of us, poet Poyeyo would go without a bath the longest.
Gibo wore shiny boxer shorts to his UP classes, the same boxer shorts he wore to his gym sessions.
Dennis Torrecampo would often shock all of us by doing a pirouette in front of everybody.
Miss Philippines pageant semifinalist Charmaigne always wore the skimpiest blouses with her ample boobs threatening to pop out.
Jazminda Lumang would wear the shortest ‘pekpek’ shorts after squirming out of her prim St. Paul’s uniform.
I remember Cherry Clemente and Clara Garabiles doing a duet one time. It was AWFUL!
I remember Rosalie ‘Lahlee’ Taguba exhausting the Ms Saigon repertoire before finishing her bath. (She passed the auditions but wasn’t allowed by her dad to postpone her studies for London’s West End.)
Former Starbrighter Hazel Garcia cracked all sorts of jokes about her vagina but once intimated to us she only lost her virginity in 1998, well into her 20s.
Those that have yet to be mentioned were ‘Manay’ Esit, ‘Tatay’ John, Mila, Lionel, Robert, Red-G Salas, Randy M., Tina Toupee, the late Sammy Tiu, the late Chris ‘Bading’ and others. There were so many others but I only remember the names of those who frequented Pepin.
On Friday nights, we had poetry reading. There were lots of good poets in that house—Gibo, Poyeyo, Bobby, Camilo, Teacher Roland. Even Gary Granada joined us one time. The others, including myself, braved to read some of our first efforts as well. My sonnets never earned a good response. My modern poems were fine with them. Our poetry nights would often go well into the night, fuelled by booze. We often did not have money to eat but we always had beer money for our poetry nights.
It wasn’t the house nor the street. We were a group of pimply kids enjoying our first families outside of our own families. Outside, we would still be riotous. We used to walk all the way to SM Centerpoint to see a high-brow movie. We once were chided when we went skinny-dipping in Batangas. (Erel kept close to the edge of the pool, deathly afraid of water that goes higher than his beloved crotch.) We found to our delight that the cottage we stayed in was the location of a porn movie shot in that same resort in Tanauan. We were stranded once in a Baguio convent for five days with hundreds of hungry and horny teenagers as wards. We had to wait for our delegates to leave some food before we could eat at San Fabian, Pangasinan. One regional Guilder had to pawn his car so we could settle some of our bills in Initao, Misamis Oriental. We had to break off a riot between the RAs and the RJs in Boracay in 1993.
There were dramatic moments, of course, especially on matters of the heart. Digmaang rosas, we called it. I could not even begin how to explain it; it was so convoluted. Just take these names—Charmaigne, Dennis, Cherry C., Teddy, Robert, Lorelai, Vilma, Erel, Randy M, Maita, Tina, Pia, Carla, and a few other names besides—and put them all in a blender. There. You get the idea.
Every CEGP batch has its own stories to tell. These are just some of mine. When prodded by beer and the presence of those mentioned here, I could write a book about our misadventures. We were college seniors or new grads or dropouts who had grand dreams about helping our country unshackle itself from poverty and subservience from the imperialists. We managed what could be the biggest student organization of its kind in the world at the time and managed it well. For most of us, this was our first stab at life and struggle. Some moved on, some dropped out. But I am sure we all look back to our days on Pepin Street sometimes.
As for me, I entered Pepin Street as Raymund and left it as Bukaneg. I go by two names (and four other besides).
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The most famous Bukaneg is, of course, Pedro Bukaneg, the foremost Iloko poet. I heard village mate Jeffrey Dolatre called Bukaneg sometimes.








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